The Jingoistic States of Cramee Clueerbil is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 287 million Cramee Clueerbilians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Cramee Clueerbilian economy, worth 26.2 trillion Eggs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 91,152 Eggs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, refugees from other nations are flocking to Cramee Clueerbil's border, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever, and homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cramee Clueerbil's national animal is the Eggs, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cramee Clueerbil is ranked 41,682^nd in the world and 911^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,055.71 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.